Do you speak Office?

Now, here's what I spotted next to the printer in the office...

Astonishingly, this is not (only) a joke. But a note with quite some history. According to the omniscient World Wide Web, this text was allegedly written by a member of Werner von Braun's team in a NASA workshop in Huntsville, Alabama in the 1960's. The author is said to be one of the authoritarian German engineers who freely adulterated their English and posted this text over a machine... of course he did, a true German... ^^